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Major Bacon

"there was a Scotsman who came from Ayrshire, and he went to visit his friend in Twatshire, when he got there, the man from Ayrshire, asked the man what he was cooking, who happened to be standing in front a fire wearing a kilt and he said, the man from Ayrshire said are you cooking bacon. is that your Ayrshire bacon? and the man responded, no just warming my hands."